Shmurp

hoursago:

brocreate:

hoursago:

i’m

going to bed

the back has to be low cut for maximum sexy

i swear to god

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rev-enant:

perfectdisarray:

ohsusquehanna:

This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.

You better not shout,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.

Omg

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bigbardafree:

aesaerugo:

“The problem is that date rape drugs are odorless, colorless, and tasteless once they’re in your drink.  We all know not to leave our drinks unattended, but the reality is it’s impossible to keep an eye on your drink all night.  So what’s the solution?  With the help of Dr. John MacDonald, a professor of chemistry at Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and with the help of Contract Researching Organizations, DrinkSavvy is developing material that will immediately change color to warn you if a drug is slipped into your drink.”

There’s more information at the startup’s Indiegogo site. An NECN interview sheds a little extra light on the subject, and WPI has recognized the project’s potential with a prestigious award.

So Tumblr. You’re notorious for attacking rape culture; just think how much this could do to fix that problem. At time of posting DrinkSavvy is at $2,500 of its $50,000 goal. Let’s signal boost it.

this currently is only at $3,822

it has over 12,000 notes

if every person who reblogged this donated a dollar they’d have almost three times the amount they have now

Donating when I get home from work

panickyintheuk:

northernwolfyak:

veronicakc:

reallyfoxnews:

In a nutshell, women are angry. They’re also defensive, though often unknowingly. That’s because they’ve been raised to think of men as the enemy. Armed with this new attitude, women pushed men off their pedestal (women had their own pedestal, but feminists convinced them otherwise) and climbed up to take what they were taught to believe was rightfully theirs.

Now the men have nowhere to go.

But what if the dearth of good men, and ongoing battle of the sexes, is – hold on to your seats – women’s fault?

You’ll never hear that in the media. All the articles and books (and television programs, for that matter) put women front and center, while men and children sit in the back seat. But after decades of browbeating the American male, men are tired. Tired of being told there’s something fundamentally wrong with them. Tired of being told that if women aren’t happy, it’s men’s fault.

Contrary to what feminists like Hanna Rosin, author of The End of Men, say, the so-called rise of women has not threatened men. It has pissed them off. It has also undermined their ability to become self-sufficient in the hopes of someday supporting a family. Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA. But modern women won’t let them.

It’s all so unfortunate – for women, not men. Feminism serves men very well: they can have sex at hello and even live with their girlfriends with no responsibilities whatsoever.

MEN ARE TIRED.

This is real. It isn’t even possible to include all the great parts of this article because the whole article is amazing. 

This is real and on Fox News.

More goodness from the article:

Fortunately, there is good news: women have the power to turn everything around. All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.

If they do, marriageable men will come out of the woodwork.

#it’s reall#

“Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA. But modern women won’t let them.”

“All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity -“

I can’t believe this is real! I seriously thought it was a satirical takedown of the original article or something.

I just kind of deal with stuff like this as though I’m an anthropologist observing an alien culture.

I’m legitimately laughing because it’s just so so so incorrect

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